The Things They Say - Part 8

Me, after hearing one girl whisper something about boyfriend "You don't have a boyfriend.  Boys are evil."

G4 "Not mine. Jacob's not evil."

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G2 "You look as pretty as me, Mommy."

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G1, while playing Beyblades with the girls "The ones you win are practice. The ones I win are the real ones."

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G4 asked if I filled up the water jug in the fridge.  I responded "No, Daddy did."

G4 then said "I must like him."

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Me "I am tired. I think it is time for bed."

G4 "For you. Not for us."

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G2 "I want my hair grey like Grammy's for the hundredth day."

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G4 passed gas and said "I didn't fart."

Me "You didn't? What did you do then?"

G4 "I sneezed! When you fart your butt sneezes."

A little while later...

G4 "My butt sneezes a lot."

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G4 "You are my mom. Sissies don't have a mom."

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Jacob "G1, what's 55 minus 27?"

G1 "I don't have my nametag."

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G4 "Boys don't have babies!"

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G3 "Mommy, do you wish it was summer?"

Me "Yes I do, baby."

G3 "So we don't have to wear coats?"

Me "And so everyone isn't sick anymore."

G3 "And so we can go swimming?"

Me "Yeah"

G3 "I wish that, too."

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G4 "Can I have the checkbook?"

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G4 "Hey! Ours neighbor has a neighbor!"

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G3 "Pretty girls aren't tough."

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G1 "If I played the Wii game Wipeout I would win."

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G4 "I want to be in the middle of nowhere."