G3 talking about Toaster Strudel: Aww, that looks pretty. It looks like a mommy.
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G2: When I grow up I want to be a firefighter in the mornings and a martial artist at night.
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G1: Mommy, the light hurts my eyes at night. I think I'm a vampire at night now.
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G2 talking about George Washington: He was born before everybody. Even Jesus.
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G2: We go to The Church of Latter-day Things
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G4 while sleeping: Sometimes I talk when I'm asleep.
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G1: I wish we had other people that could be president. Like Uncle Micah, because he's funny. It could be him against Uncle Monkey. And I would vote for Uncle Micah.
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G4: I'm doomed.
G3: Like Dr Doom?